BLIND ITEM: Can’t Buy Me Love

Oh, who are we kidding—of course you can.

Or at least, you can try . . .

So, whose sweetie was last seen making five carats worth of amends yesterday afternoon, busting out a telltale little blue box lockerside?

You don’t need me to tell you—just keep an eye out for the purple flash and/or bulging ring finger (for serious, toting that little number around must be some kind of workout).