Social Graceless

Well, my pretty kitties, most of you have probably already heard about the Main Line’s new Little Miss, AKA Regan Stanford. By all accounts, she’s “CaliforniaChic,” (read “boho”), "vegan” (read: “’rexic”), and, apparently, fresh out of rehab. She made her debut at the Kelly cocktail party last night, though apparently she behaved herself and stuck strictly to the mocktinis.

The jury’s still out on what Bradford’s resident GoldenGirl has to say about this West-Coast import, but regardless of where Regan ultimately settles on the social register, it looks like she’s already made one conquest:

Jeremy Brown.

Oh, yes.

Not back from his do-goodly mission even a week, my sources tell me he was spotted chasing after New Girl as she fled the Kelly carriage house—good and flustered.

Well, Jeremy always did give good fluster, right?

Looks like this fallen LA-Angel knows how to get a party started—sober or not.

In other news: Getting it on in the servant’s quarters, Dalton? With the hired help? How very . . . equal opportunity of you.

location: kitty-kat’s kwarters, AKA blog central (my imported fainting couch, just in case I happen upon any real dirt)
status: shaking off the catnip hangover
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